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Hustles & Crisps: My Life Between TikToks and Trying to Pay Rent (Series)

My Forex Chart Analyzer Nearly Sent Me to the ER

 Part 3


Build what you’ll use,” they said. So I did. Now I’m just wondering if I need therapy.” 


The Dream

Let’s rewind a sec.
You know that classic tech advice:
 

"Scratch your own itch. Build for yourself."

Honestly, after years of trading Forex, I figured out my real opponent isn’t the market—it’s me. One day I’m cool as ice, next day I’m yelling at my screen because a candle faked me out like a bad prank.

So, I thought, why not whip up something to take the emotions out of it? Just a chill little Expert Advisor (EA) to scan the chart, highlight trends, flag entries, and lay out take profits—like a buddy who never panics.

Sounds simple, right?

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The Build

I called it ChartAnalyser (hey, at least it’s honest), and my big ideas were:

* Entry alerts, win-rate right there on the chart
* Buy/Sell lines so clear even I can’t mess them up
* Stop loss and take profit markers
* Oh, and reminders for missed trades—because apparently I like to torture myself

I went deep. Days and nights blurred together. At some point, I think I forgot what food was.

After weeks of tinkering, arguing with MT5, and running on pure caffeine—suddenly, it worked.

And for a few sweet hours, I felt like a wizard.

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The Fall

And then—here comes The Trade.

The bot flashes: EURUSD long. Reversal confirmed. Structure broken. Signal’s looking pretty.
 

 “BUY with 78% win rate,” it says, all confident.

So I hit buy.

And… instead of going up, it just dips. And dips. And dips some more.

By the time the third candle dropped, I was sweating bullets. Staring at the screen, trying to Jedi-mind-trick the market. Meanwhile, the bot?

Chill as ever:

 “Hold.

HOLD? Seriously?
It’s been 14 hours, I’m 42 pips down, and I’m about ready to throw my laptop out the window.

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The Comeback

Then—out of nowhere—the market flips.
Shoots straight up.
Take profit hit. Big green line across my chart like a pat on the back from the universe.

I just leaned back, kind of dazed, but honestly… pretty relieved.

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The Lesson

Building this thing taught me something I didn’t expect:
Turns out, I trust my own panic more than my bot’s logic.
Even with solid data, I’m still hovering over the Close button like it’s a game show buzzer.

The EA wasn’t the weak link.
I was.

All this fancy tech to kill emotions, and I’m still the emotional one in the room.

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So, Was It Worth It?

Oh, 100%.
Here’s what I got:

✅ Front-row seat to my own impulsiveness
✅ Way more respect for rules-based trading
✅ A working EA—even though my laptop sounds like a blender
✅ Proof that I can build cool stuff, even on sketchy Wi-Fi

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What I’d Change If I Could

* Add a panic override button (for me, not the bot)
* Alerts when drawdown gets wild, just to calm me down
* Built-in journaling, because let’s be real, I’ll never do it otherwise
* Maybe a feature where the bot ignores me if I try to mess with a trade mid-run

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If You’re a Trader, Listen Up:

You can’t erase emotions. But you can build stuff to keep your head on straight—even when your instincts are screaming “RUN!

Trust your data. Or don’t. But if you build your own tools, be ready to get humbled.

Because this bot?
It didn’t just read charts.

It read me.

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Next Week:

Either I’m making a broke-friendly AI content app for African creators, or I’m taking up gardening. Depends how fried my brain gets. 

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